Canberra is home to a lot of boring strange things and also home to two particularly demented civil servant one-man-bands. One of these guys is BACON CAKES, who protects himself with a helicoptor pilot helmet and makes an inferno of garage punk garbage with all limbs going haywire at once. meanwhile the one-man-problem, BUMFACE, plays the biggest snarebassdrum on the island, a jingely-ching-thing and a slido-country-surf-punk-trash-3-1/2-chord-guitar as fast as the wind. These two jerks are running down the Hume to go head-to-head with Melbourne's most muscle-aneous one-man-bands: The brainteasing cartoon orchestra mad man BJ MORRISZONKLE and the farmyard ragtime science fiction plucker MADE FOR CHICKENS BY ROBOTS. All four idiots will battle out broken beats and ear-bleeding brainwash for one shows only!